what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

If someone ever says to me “Where have you been all my life?” I will promptly respond with:

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco… Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

LKFD;KFKLS;

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

• the grape gatsby
• lime & punishment
• the adventures of blackberry finn
• the crepes of wrath
• the catcher in the pie
• war and quiche
• around the world in eighty buffets
• 20,000 leagues under the tea
• the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

If you want to RP with Me all you have to do is send I WANT TO FUCKING RP WITH YOU!

lady-seraphina-pitchiner:

eternallyxdamned:

SAY IT EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

pizza:

drowninginthe-mainstream:

in math class were doing fractions and using pizza as an example and i keep expecting tumblr user pizza to just burst into the middle of my math class and say something witty

is it ok if i burst in on your text post instead?

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

• Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
• He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
• He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
• Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
• He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
• When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
• He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
• He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.

partofdisneysworld:

wrappedupinpixiedust:

dreamswishesandpixiedust:

disneyismyescape:

i am a princess
long may i reign (x)

OBSESSED <3

This will always be my favourite.

FAVEEEEEE

lame-infamy:

detox-just-to-retox22:

The phoenix Patrick 3D 

He’s so beautiful. I can’t even.

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

mickey-ears:

dmorg888:

emilysteaparty:

Wendy had such a fun time Friday night with some of her favorite boys!

Wow the lost boys?!?!?!

I am SO CONFUSED about the location of this picture

disneyaddictgirl:

pixiedust-paycheck:

mermaidchan05:

The translation of the lullaby Elinor sings to Merida! 

So sweet!

A naoidhean bhig, cluinn mo ghuth
Mise ri d’ thaobh, O mhaighdean bhàn
Ar rìbhinn òg, fàs a’s faic
Do thìr, dìleas féin
A ghrian a’s a ghealach, stiùir sinn
Gu uair ar cliù ‘s ar glòir
Naoidhean bhig, ar rìbhinn òg
Maighdean uasal bhàn